1. What's your name: Serpens
2. What do you wish your name was, instead: That *is* what I wish my name was instead. Sort of.
3. How are you: Same as always. "Eh".
4. Would you ever eat sushi? If I was starving to death, yes. In general, if I had my choice out of anything, I would probably not pick raw fish.
5. Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body? Ewww, why not use chocolate topping or something?
6. Have you considered homosexuality? I like men... that way
7. What's your sexual preference? See above
8. What were you in a past life? Something insignificant. What a coincidence.
9. I punch you. Quick, what do you do: Wait patiently until you hit me again, until you stop.
10. When confronted with Britney Spears, you: go and find domething else to do.
11. What's your favorite coffee? Which ever one I'm drinking now.
12. What's your political perspective? It doesn't really matter
13. Are you my Angel? For goodness sake, don't rely on *me* for anything, sheesh
14. Do you consider yourself a poet? No
15. What do you wanna be when you grow up? Rich
16. There's a naked man in your living room. What do you do: That'll never happen
17. How stupid do you think you are? There are no words
18. How stupid do other people think you are? En masse, pretty dumb. Individually, pretty smart.
19. Who the hell do you think you are? No one of consequence
20. Is the Wonderbra good or bad? I don't really give a stuff about bras at all...
21. If you could levitate, who would you scare first? Probably myself, heights are scary
22. What's your favorite fruit? Chocolate
23. Can you feel the love tonight? Hahahhahaaahahah "love" hahahah you so funny
24. On a nude beach, you would: not be there
25. Make up a story with yourself, a bridge, and a bunny: I walked across a bridge shaped like a bunny
26. What do you think about contemporary art? I *don't* think about contempory art
27. Do you like being naked? Not really
28. If we had proof god didn't exist, what would happen? Not much actually
29. Do you enjoy cheeze whiz? Never had the stuff
30. What's your position on virginity: I've got some?
31. On civil unions: um, yeah.
32. On RuPaul: You gotta work
33. On mosquito bites: They usually don't bite me much
34. On bad sitcoms: I don't watch the bad ones. Coz they're bad.
35. On Fran Drescher: So 90s, update your survey, duh.