Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
And you'll first have sex at age 23,
in a hotel room.
The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
1 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex.
... I'm actually gunna *have* sex?! And soon, apparently, I've only got about 6 months before I'm not 23 anymore... To bad odds say I'll die during the one time I do get laid...